Tumblr (3.0; @queefingturtle)http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eac4ceef9a8eafa93fb67b5e2cbb34b8/tumblr_mlmfrwqtbu1qlrxk7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf361eae3cdb902337e9d8b0d07cbcb2/tumblr_mlmfrwqtbu1qlrxk7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca392fbe30ba3bba3a38a3f770c738ea/tumblr_mlmfrwqtbu1qlrxk7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idiotsonfb.tumblr.com/post/48572972110/the-future-of-murica">idiotsonfb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Future of ‘Murica!</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/48575159303http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/48575159303Sun, 21 Apr 2013 21:09:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/920d69db8ca9bbbbb74f706cdafac460/tumblr_mgsja27Aws1rooi32o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47661704290http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47661704290Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:40:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1da34ba19bf95f57f493dc1ba7992776/tumblr_ml0dnbkIaO1qlrxk7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c50c4d2b8b9fb61d32e44b91feb6d8b/tumblr_ml0dnbkIaO1qlrxk7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31e81e020fb33e95ef386d77e05d3df0/tumblr_ml0dnbkIaO1qlrxk7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc2305f43d109e94d464e1c238c14967/tumblr_ml0dnbkIaO1qlrxk7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e6ef47462ef63db57ebb9300cc68563/tumblr_ml0dnbkIaO1qlrxk7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/786ee7073feda54ed7e82550e71887d8/tumblr_ml0dnbkIaO1qlrxk7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/915e926b97782d85ccd1f8651860286d/tumblr_ml0dnbkIaO1qlrxk7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5267472f2e9e13af1821b934278f086/tumblr_ml0dnbkIaO1qlrxk7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idiotsonfb.tumblr.com/post/47568508109/id-friend-him-for-sure">idiotsonfb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’d friend him for sure.</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47661234874http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47661234874Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:34:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45477Ju881qfkdipo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45477Ju881qfkdipo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foodnun.tumblr.com/post/47591782427">foodnun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS is great</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47660899129http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47660899129Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:30:55 -0400<a href="http://hogwartsradio.tumblr.com/post/1663512771/harry-potter-according-to">Harry Potter according to...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-potter-tardis.tumblr.com/post/46491697578/harry-potter-according-to">the-potter-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hogwartsradio.tumblr.com/post/1663512771">hogwartsradio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Sirius Black</span></p> <ol><li>Sirius Black and the prison fun.</li> <li>Sirius Black and the prison fun.</li> <li>Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.</li> <li>Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.</li> <li>Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.</li> <li>Sirius Black and the I am dead.</li> </ol><p><strong>Neville Longbottom</strong></p> <ol><li>Neville and Being Badass.</li> <li>Neville and Being Badass.</li> <li>Neville and Being Badass.</li> <li>Neville and Being Badass.</li> <li>Neville and Being Badass.</li> <li>Neville and Being Badass</li> <li>Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.</li> </ol><p><strong>Filch</strong></p> <ol><li>Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.</li> <li>Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!</li> <li>Filch and Nothing Significant.</li> <li>Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.</li> <li>Filch and I Love Umbridge.</li> <li>Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.</li> <li>Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.</li> </ol><p><strong>Severus Snape</strong></p> <ol><li>Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .</li> <li>Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.</li> <li>Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.</li> <li>Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.</li> <li>Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.</li> <li>Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.</li> <li>Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.</li> </ol><p><strong>Hedwig</strong></p> <ol><li>Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.</li> <li>Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.</li> <li>Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.</li> <li>Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.</li> <li>Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.</li> <li>Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.</li> <li>Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.</li> </ol><p><strong>Ron Weasley</strong></p> <ol><li>Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.</li> <li>Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.</li> <li>Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.</li> <li>Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.</li> <li>Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.</li> <li>Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.</li> <li>Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.</li> </ol><p><strong>Hermione Granger</strong></p> <ol><li>Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.</li> <li>Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.</li> <li>Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.</li> <li>Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.</li> <li>Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.</li> <li>Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.</li> <li>Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.</li> </ol><p><strong>Cedric Diggory</strong></p> <ol><li>Cedric and That Time He Found Something.</li> <li>Cedric and That Time He Found Something.</li> <li>Cedric and That Time He Found Something.</li> <li>Cedric and That Time He Died.</li> </ol><p><strong>Dumbledore</strong></p> <ol><li>Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.</li> <li>Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.</li> <li>Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.</li> <li>Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?</li> <li>Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.</li> <li>Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.</li> <li>Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.</li> </ol><p><strong>Voldemort</strong></p> <ol><li>Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.</li> <li>Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.</li> <li>Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.</li> <li>Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.</li> <li>Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.</li> <li>Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.</li> <li>Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.</li> </ol><p><strong>Fred and George</strong></p> <ol><li>Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.</li> <li>Fred and George and the time we flew a car.</li> <li>Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.</li> <li>Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.</li> <li>Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.</li> <li>Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.</li> <li>Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.</li> </ol><p><strong>Lucius Malfoy</strong></p> <ol><li>Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.</li> <li>Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.</li> <li>Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.</li> <li>Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.</li> <li>Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.</li> <li>Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.</li> <li>Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.</li> </ol><p><strong>ME</strong></p> <ol><li>Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.</li> <li>Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.</li> <li>Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.</li> <li>Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.</li> <li>Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.</li> <li>Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.</li> <li>Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>I’M CRYING.</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47496400118http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47496400118Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:09:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed50720ed77e5959de2244628bec74c1/tumblr_mks0huC6121ruaupoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/47219239607">fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhmdjvvp1Y1qe7ndv.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47419119959http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47419119959Sun, 07 Apr 2013 21:20:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sleeping-with-hayleywilliams.tumblr.com/post/41837289119/today-i-went-to-subway">sleeping-with-hayleywilliams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://letsfeelthathing.tumblr.com/post/28561316526">letsfeelthathing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj5h4tTO751qbop0c.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>you’re my new favorite person </p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47324794354http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47324794354Sat, 06 Apr 2013 21:28:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh2o8PPZj1r48cu0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47280106855http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47280106855Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:27:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c83e588e079ec9c4ab7fe0111c73161a/tumblr_mkrywyjFtD1qlrxk7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e52400a8af3521906317ca26f7be2fb9/tumblr_mkrywyjFtD1qlrxk7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6598b585c8ac573538241ec831a6f31e/tumblr_mkrywyjFtD1qlrxk7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1500ba2f0286955345973e0364a35f69/tumblr_mkrywyjFtD1qlrxk7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idiotsonfb.tumblr.com/post/47237256443/bring-back-god-when-did-he-leave">idiotsonfb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>bring back God?? when did he leave?</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47280029835http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47280029835Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:26:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/716b22d23ebbb677e19142346ade8821/tumblr_mkpj54fhQw1qbumrto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahragetoons.tumblr.com/post/47104481076/ray-of-death">fuckyeahragetoons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ray of death</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47129549897http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47129549897Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:19:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87ee731a9b718f48727972da8cd73453/tumblr_mkpikkgysD1qbumrto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahragetoons.tumblr.com/post/47113113393/buttons">fuckyeahragetoons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>buttons</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47129484509http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47129484509Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:18:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b688e0130cbb0a107f406ef8b7fdeb00/tumblr_mkig26S5981qd5giho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailymeme.net/post/47062926290/french-fry">thedailymeme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>French fry</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47073336143http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47073336143Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:00:38 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>50 shades of done with this semester</span></p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47064038852http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47064038852Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:13:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55b4d96c8c94a67c1dedc44cbcd698dc/tumblr_mi0zt6YiO11rulm6zo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47064005298http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/47064005298Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:13:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-eternal.tumblr.com/post/46907471742/i-feel-bad-for-those-people-who-have-super-jealous">the-eternal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I feel bad for those people who have super jealous girl/boyfriends and can’t even talk to anyone without having them get angry.</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46984107873http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46984107873Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:20:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7cf3dddcff1d1778e71f483871e8048/tumblr_mgfbrj0uxN1rpljlco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46984019557http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46984019557Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:19:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cf426bfd9f299648a3099d93d147373/tumblr_mkjqzgaFKU1qbumrto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46801813085http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46801813085Sun, 31 Mar 2013 20:01:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdns9oqKAe1r0tdb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aaranthebaconninja.tumblr.com/post/35950052122/jesus-died-for-our-thane">aaranthebaconninja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jesus died for our thane.</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46775534469http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46775534469Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:30:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94cc76740add3bb865d6882e48505588/tumblr_mkgap8zgXA1qbumrto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahragetoons.tumblr.com/post/46633278982/when-you-find-a-friend-you-can-be-stupid-with">fuckyeahragetoons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you find a friend you can be stupid with</p> </blockquote>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46667799419http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46667799419Sat, 30 Mar 2013 09:14:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afc52b99ddded18cceddd298003dad02/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dcfb036fb4ef2200b682cbd448321ed/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d51cc44d95d7dd349ebbff3ba600dba/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78bb0138f0f12889086100cb5fc2d28b/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46667755925http://queefingturtle.tumblr.com/post/46667755925Sat, 30 Mar 2013 09:13:45 -0400